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Thee were two french sans culottes Who deserted so as not to get shot They hated the battle And preferred the bottle And walked hand in hand quite a lot.
Apparently this Gangnam Style dance is all the rage these days!
We are both off to see the new movie Les Miserables.
Observe monsieur, for here I have the Gin to your Tonic…
Off to wonderful war we go
“Yes, I put it on my hair. Oh … that kind of tonic. No wonder this happened.”
“Libertay, Fraternitay, Chardonnay!”
My my,at Waterloo Wellington did surrender…
Of course if we lose this battle nobody will ever hear our song.
“Drink up Françoise, one more sip and Crecy will finally be forgotten!”
“You can cheer all you like mon ami, but the stark, naked truth is that we both have a drinking problem…..NO CORKSCREW!”
-“Watch carefully. I’ll do it one more time”
-” A third bottle? That’s an amazing hat trick, Michel!”
Thee were two french sans culottes
Who deserted so as not to get shot
They hated the battle
And preferred the bottle
And walked hand in hand quite a lot.
-“You are my joie de vivre! You are the love of my life!”
-“Oh, Francois….!
-“Not you, imbecile! I’m talking to the bottle!”
You put your left arm in…