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Having one of everything is more than enough so you may as well take one of my hands. Anyone wants an ear?
Who’s that guy with Bob Hoskins and the Pirate?
Moshe: “This little meeting is taking far too long.”
Mordechai:” You haven’t seen the half of it!”
Did I ever tell you, Lord Nelson’s always been a role model for me?
Moshe “Depp” Dayan gets a Highly Commended Certificate for his convincing role in “Pirates of the Caballah”
The next cheque for injury compensation will cost you an arm and a leg.
Yul Brynner couldn’t believe no-one had noticed when he won first prize in a ‘Yul Brynner lookalike’ competition.
It all started with Moses and his tablets. Now, a few thousand years later, Moshe shows off Israel’s latest breakthrough in IT technology – the iPatch.
– Has the loss of your eye affected the relationship between you and your men in any way?
– Before the accident, they acknowledged my orders with an “Aye, aye sir!” Now it’s just:”One aye, sir!”
The main actors of the israeli version of “The good, the bad and the ugly” pose for the cameras hoping to get nominated for an Oscar. But they just got the passover.
It wasn’t the first time that day that General Mordechai had shaken hands with a one-eyed monster…
The loser of the ‘Annual Armed Forces Eye Poking Tournament’ final seemed to accept defeat graciously.
I’m through with women. You won’t catch me giving them the eye again!
That’s the spirit, lads! An eye for an eye, a dude for a dude, a hand for a hand!
“And the winner of the Spot The Eye-ball Competition is…”
– That’s a nice eye-patch you’re wearing.
– I got it at Herods!
Moshe’s eye-patch brought him instant movie stardom. First he played General Chang in Star-of-David Trek VI. Then he reached new Golan Heights in True Grit. His officer role in Valkyrie, was a real bomb. But he’s best remembered for his outstanding performance in Popeye.
Olive Oyl persuades Popeye to patch it up with Brutus
Aye,aye comrades lets get this over and done with!