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So sir, Let me confirm your statement.You are saying that that the man who attacked you was wearing a long white robe and carried a gun on his right shoulder. Would you be prepared to attend an identity line up ?
Commander I have here a message from HQ, giving us the identity of the traitor, good, what is it soldier, it says he is 6ft tall, wearing a beard, and dressed from head to foot in white,
So let me confirm Sir, $5.00 worth of chips with extra salt, 14 hamburgers with the lot, 6 pieces of battered cod and two large servings of onion rings.
I know its only the pilot episode of countdown, but even with 2 from the top you’d think I’d get closer than 6 away from the total of 482!! Just checking for you sir, just checking……
Tripoli and Ataturk a succesfull guerilla conflict
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So sir, Let me confirm your statement.You are saying that that the man who attacked you was wearing a long white robe and carried a gun on his right shoulder. Would you be prepared to attend an identity line up ?
And the winner of the “PAUL SMITH multi-coloured striped robe” Shooting Contest is………
And a double lamb kebab with french fries, but no chili sause, its hotting up around here enough here as it is.
Hmm . Note to HQ -These Italians are easy to identify
Ercan remind me to get you a Herbert Johnson catalogue
Note to HQ……Int incorrect! The Italians have not repeat not abandoned the toga
No, Idiot, I ordered a medium cod and chips.
Do not look now commander, but I think the natives are revolting, I no that you fool, but what are the guns for.
Signal to that Idiot back at HQ, listen sonny, I was in Baghdad whilst you were still in your dads bag.
What is your name? Don’t tell him Kemal
I don’t care if you have a new update for your I-Phone 5….PUT IT AWAY!
Commander, I thought you gave up smoking those American cigarettes, that is correct soldier, but it is times like these when I really Mustafa Kemal.
Commander I have here a message from HQ, giving us the identity of the traitor, good, what is it soldier, it says he is 6ft tall, wearing a beard, and dressed from head to foot in white,
So let me confirm Sir, $5.00 worth of chips with extra salt, 14 hamburgers with the lot, 6 pieces of battered cod and two large servings of onion rings.
Right, that 34 with salt only, 32 with salt and vinegar, and 3 kebabs
what do you have there soldier?? well sir,my wife gave this to me this morning sir!!! shopping list when i get off…godda keep em happy SIR!!!
Yes Sir, I got your measurements for the robe alright. Could you choose a style from the models behind?
I know its only the pilot episode of countdown, but even with 2 from the top you’d think I’d get closer than 6 away from the total of 482!!
Just checking for you sir, just checking……