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Your halitosis is really bad today Corporal
I took your advice, Private. I’ve been using Listerine. Can you tell?
So your the one from Cornwall, two things that come out of Cornwall, crabs, and pilchards, now i dont see you itching boy, so you must be a pilchard
You think i am mean and ugly do you, you are right, i can be very mean, and really ugly,in fact when i was a baby mummy would take me out in the pram, and stuff a dummy in my mouth, with a twelve inch flange
Well you really dont no your left from right do you, you are upsetting me, you are making me feel like a pubic hair on the rim of the toilet, you are about to piss me off.
Does my breath smell?! Judging by your reaction I’ll go brush my teeth again before the meeting the the General!
“You’ll love the company song, Arrrrrgaaaaaadoo doo, doo, push pineapple shake the tree”
You said your my Mother now Corp, will you sing a lullaby to me? “Toora loora loora”
Breath mint anyone?
…and next time I catch you messing around with my wife, I’ll come down on you like a ton of bricks for being out of uniform!
If i catch you smoking again lad, i will put you in the guard house, you will get three nun’s tobacco in there, nun to day, nun tomorrow, and nun the next bleeding day.
Yes, its a touch of garlic, onions, pepperoni and Guinness from last night’s Saint Patrick’s Day festivities!
“Open yer mouth. I think you’re wearing my upper denture.”
Can you here me ?
Know your enemy No 46….German garlic sausage
Do you have something to say about my grand plan of marching up and down the SQUARE!?
“Look at you! you make me laugh, listen, hahaha hehehe ohohoh ahahah”
Just another day at the top secret army ear plug testing unit.
Corporal B’Stard:”Private Magoo,you ‘orrible little excuse for a man,if you have to squint you should have been referred by the MO to Specsavers!”
Right you ‘orrible man. I’ve brushed, flossed and gargled! Is that better now?
“You ‘orrible little man! I told you not to iron my stripes – now I’m missing two. Thanks to you I’ve gone from being Sergeant Major to lance-corporal you great clot!”
“You ‘orrible little man! Didn’t I tell you NOT to iron my stripes. You caused two to fall off. . Yesterday I was a Sergeant Major! Thanks to you I am now a lance-corporal.