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Never mind health and safety lad. The bayonet goes upwards
Private Smith reflected that his manual of arms was probably missing a page.
Other way up Sir ! (mutters under breath Military collage graduates I’ve ???*****!!!! ’em all
Does my bum look big in this?
Kennedy was slow on the uptake, and for the safety of the regiment, he was never issued bullets.
“You get ready to bayonet any attacking Australians, and I’ll be ready to deal with any little green men from Mars”
First soldier could not get his gun up, while the second one used Viagra
“I’m warning you – one more step, and the ant gets it!”
Nobody had told him that to get to hold the musket the right way up, he had first to grow a moustache…………
Keep hold of yer rifle, laddie, just stand on yer ‘ead!
‘Aim for the stars and don’t put your foot in it!’
Hey! look what happens to your sword when you hold your musket upside down.
Hurry up man, shake out that spider!
Sean’s special abilities were quickly recognized, and he was transferred to the Special Forces, TWIT Division
Viagra – before and after.
“Shoot yer toe off, private, and I’ll have you for cowardice”
I COULD FALL FOR YOU BUT YOUR BUTT IS THE WRONG WAY ROUND