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“But I don’t FEEL like vomiting, doctor.”
If you two are sisters where’s Cinderella?
Yes sir, it’s bogof this week
Ladies, may I introduce the human Woodpecker?
Sorry about that, it’s the curry I had for lunch!
Oh the agony of choice!
At last week’s party these girls dressed as nuns; remember?
Her act isn’t as good as Goldberg’s but everything else she does is WHOOPY!
Sorry to bother you sister, but am I supposed to stay with the syringe stuck in my butt all day?
I know they’re sisters, smartass! Anyone can see the resemblance!
Meet the Knockers! Praise the Lord, Hallelujah!
I’m afraid I have to book you, Sister Sarah. You tied your two mules in a NO PARKING area.
“And these two lovely nurses are going to help you with your bad back.”
Those Viagra pills don’t seem to be working, nurse. It’s still all quiet on the Western Front.
“Nurse Smith will assist you with your enema!”
You mustn’t be embarrassed now Henry….these nurses have seen it all before!
She’s just a little bit pregnant sir……
“Hello, Gary! Oops, another blooper for All Quiet on the Western Front.”
“This week Sir we are offering two for the price of one!”
Now don’t get pissed, Gary, but she lost your urine sample. You have to give her another one.
Yes, she has to shave you and no, she’s not a barber.
Things were much more civilized before Uniform.com came along
Major Rinaldi suggests some fun with the girls before Frederic undergoes his limb amputations in the movie: Farewell to Arms.