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Now Johnston, I told you looking at porn would make you go blind.
Come now old chap stiff upper lip remember were British
and they might give you a stay of execution.
I’ll bet that’s the last time you try to take a peek at those WRAC lasses through their keyhole
Come lad, where can we get a share of wood alcohol?
Please Smitty, tell us where they have hidden the still.
” I SEE NO SHIPS ONLY HARDSHIPS.”
the thing is Carruthers your shortage in the leg department is making this game of blind mans buff a bit of a non starter old chap
I’m not dead yet
Look we know you are keen to get back into action but your request to be a tank driver we feel is a bit premature.
I say, didn’t you think playing blind man’s bluff in a minefield would be dangerous.
Look old chap, your army career may be over, but there’s always the chance of appearing in a couple of long-running TV series…
Forget your fiancee, man! She wasn’t woman enough to cope with this situation. From now on, it’s blind dates for you.
Every day it’s always the same! Can’t we play something else besides “Blind Man’s Buff?”
We DID say we’ll put you to sleep but it will have to be outside in front of a firing squad!
There there old boy, chin up. Look on the bright side, at least you won’t have to watch Big brother or X Factor ever again.
Now stand up and we have to spin you round three times, then you try to put the tail on the donkey
Right!…we’ll spin you around three times and you’ll have to pin the tail on the Nazi.
If the military had wanted you to have eyes… they would have issued you them.
The doctors say it will take a miracle to restore your eyesight. So we brought Father McKenzie along…
He always take things to extremes, he had to taste it fifty times before he could decide if it was butter or marg.
He never was good at botany, mistook hemlock for elderflower wine.
Now we know sir, they were not Mushrooms, but Toadstools, poisonous toadstools.
I am sorry to have to tell you, but Pvt Smith was only pretending to be a women at the camp cioncert.
The good thing is you don’t have to polish our boots anymore. You’re as blind as a batman!
Of course you’re still in the play! A wig, a sword and scales and you can be Lady Justice!
I’m sorry but you lost again, Kilroy. It was Father McKenzie who pinched you this time.
Fancy a game of ” I Spy”?
You’ll just have to accept being blind for the rest of your life. I’m sure you can see that, man!