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Think of something appropriately witty for this picture and leave your caption as a comment below. The best caption will be judged by the editorial team and published in the next issue of Military History Monthly!
Now own up, which one of you has used her newly issued Army knicker elastic to fire a missile through the Sergeant Mess?
Congratulations chaps on trialling the new Top Secret MI5 feminising drug, used to help agents infiltrate into enemy camps. The bad news is, we have lost the antidote!
And the winner of the ‘Softer, more gentler, sweeter image’ for the Royal Marine Commandos is …
Yes Doctor, I appreciate that you’ve interviewed all ten and I agree they’re all well quaified, but really, we only need one new nurse.
Now then girls, we need to organise a rota to use the single factory toilet…
Yes we have a reservation,but you can’t all be Mrs Atkins
“But are they tough enough for the job?” “Sir, all of them are survivors of the Harridiges Boxing Day Sales, I need say no more, sah!”
And the two contestants who will be leaving us are …
Now Rodney, perhaps you can sing bass as well
Apparently, when you went up to The West End, last Saturday night, you came back with One Pound Three Shillings and Fourpence Halfpenny between the lot of you.
What Bastard paid a Halfpenyy ???!!!
It seems someone has been ringing the hair restoral clinic every day for the last month,I’m going to step out of the room for five minutes and I’d like the guilty one to confess
Ladies, please! I know you all have urgent appointments but I’m afraid we’re rather understaffed at the moment. You see, Dr. Jekyll is not himself today, Dr. Who is going through a bad time, Dr. Faustus just went to the devil and Dr. Frankenstein is still under construction.
Sorry ladies. I know you all want to be examined by our handsome Dr. Kildare but he’s seeing male patients only right now.
The thing is that all you ladies who are on this list have had vaginal and uterine exams and I’m afraid the doctor here can’t find his wrist watch anywhere……
Ladies, I have some bad news. It has come to our attention that at some time in the last decade all of you were romantically invoved with Derek Jeter…please follow the doctor for your first dose of penicillin..l
I’m afraid the artificial insemination programme has to be postponed. Some prankster with a fertile imagination has robbed the sperm bank.
Sorry, ladies, but your late husband’s will leaves everything to his friend Baldy Smith.