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So ‘ave we found the idiot who put a cup full of sugar in the fuel tank?
ZO…IF I AM TO HISTORY REMEMBERED FOR HAVING ONLY ONE BALLISTIC DEVICE..’
This new ‘Small Portable Gun’ which you have had made…….are you sure it has been made to the correct scale!
You realise of course, that if we don’t put a guard on it, the rail unions won’t allow us to move it?
Yeah impressive but how the devil are you going to light it
I’ve never fired a shot in anchor before….
“Southern apologise for the delay in the 5.23 to Brighton – there is the wrong type of giant gun on the line”
ASLEF raise the stakes in the long running dispute with Southern
The way to scare them is to put two tiny dolls next to a small gun and send them the pictures – the British have no idea of scale
So Logistics have sent 500 of these things to the Mobile Bath Unit, instead of loufah’s?
This will of course fit into our new tank called the Mini-Maus
And you say it was all done with Airfix?
Yes, but can the driver really see all the doors?
VY-SO LONG UND POTENT??-HERR DR FREUD TELLS ME IT IS CALLED ‘DAS COMPENSATION THEORY’
ZO – I HAVE ONLY ONE BALL-ISTIC DEVICE-JA? – TOMMY SMART-BOTTOMS !!
The recoil should send it back to Berlin! Hold on to your hats….
We’re gonna need a bigger locomotive….
I see the Fuhrer’s new cigarette lighter has arrived.
They say size doesn’t matter size is everything!
So, Teresa May, you vant to leave zer EU?
so how big was the instruction mannual
“Inches, you fool Gustav – inches!”
What do you mean I’m overcompensating for something?!
All right, own up! Who gave Thomas the Tank Engine viagra?
John felt really stupid, as, having successfully purchased a brand new super-duper Range Rover, he realised his driveway may not actually be big enough to accommodate it.
We’re going to need bigger bullets…
We need to find another way home. This level – crossing is a right pain!
See mien Fuhrer even our human cannonball act’s are bigger than anyone else’s.
British Rail experiment with radical new way to cut passenger journey times
Nein, Nein Mein Fuhrer I’m sure those soldiers said “There’s a big SHOT over there”!
And to trigger Brexit I press what exactly?….
“You think the Fuhrer is trying to over-compensate for his small schnitzel or does he just like big guns?”
Nein, Hans! Dat is mein hause you’re aiming at.
What do you mean ‘they won’t let us move it with a driver only train’……