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You should thought of that BRFORE I started to plaster you !!
another fine mess you got into
Doctor, come quickly, I think he has escaped!
Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes…….
….It’s the same every week, you go out with your mates and come home plastered!…
You itch where?!?…
Oh dear! Somebody has mixed the tubes!
You’re going to sue! But you don’t have a leg to stand on!
That will teach you to pinch my bottom!
Perhaps now you will remember to address me as “Lieutenant Sweetheart,” soldier!
As your Atos Advisor I delcare you fully fit for work, report to the building site in thirty minutes
So you came in with an in-growing toenail, went to the loo, and accidently got back in to the wrong bed? Oh dear!
Plastered and drip fed VODKA!
Don’t be a mummies boy! you’ll be fine!
And how are we today, Mr Karloff?
The next thing you’re going to tell me is that under those bandages it that you are really invisible!
I told you watch the step it was a biggun
So the Sargnet said “Step Forward anyone without a broken bone”
Ooh Matron, the wine is rotten!
Now…how will I get you to the bathroom?
Which way to the toilet nurse?
Nurse, nurse! The mummy is rising!
Must have been a Heller of an accident!
When Geoff was hired by the local brewery, he didn’t expect to be THIS involved in the process…
I’m sorry sir, that particular service you requested is only available on BUPA
Two, four, six, eight,
It’s time for you to urinate!
You should see the other guy. Not a mark on him!
Show me your ID!
OK! Where does it itch?
I always wanted to be a trapeze artist!
And how was your exercise session?
So we put the red wine in here and it comes out as rose here
Nurse Jones was dismayed. It was positively the worst attempt at ‘downward dog’ she had ever seen…
Carruthers was certain he could kick his 50 a day habit with the aid of the Acme super size nicotine patch.
I’ve got an itch on my foot. Can you scratch it for me?
WO1 Bloggs demonstrates the dedication and effort required to become RSM of the Queen’s Own Malingerers