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This cold, wet Brittania weather makes everything shrink!!
Next time I’ll make him lay on his shield.
Damned arthritis is killing me!
Sadly nude skateboarding never caught on as an Olympic sport
Ever have one of those crazy dreams where you’re falling, naked and then break your sword? Yeah, me neither.
Resting after a sworded affair!
HOW LONG did he say it would be before they invent anti-inflammatory gel?
Well, I suppose that’s me out for the finals
I really hope having a broken sword isn’t a euphemism…
Making me pose like this for hours on end is extremely Gaul-ling you know!
Now do you believe in flying saucers?
He was desperately trying to remember where he last saw his clothes – was it the lap dancing club or on the beach?
Th-Th-Tha, Th-Th-That’s Gaul folks!
So many women; so little time!