We asked you to think of something appropriately witty for this image taken from our article on ‘Churchill’s darkest hour’ from the April/May 2022 issue of Military History Matters. Here are the winners:
WINNER:
It’s a picture of a nail – but I asked for a plan of attack… — Valérie
RUNNERS-UP:
It’s taken three months chaps but the daily Wordle has finally arrived. — Roger Pennyballs
Well, according to the IKEA instructions, Sir, bracket 45b should fit into panel 8c. — Rob Falconer
Miss July Sir. We think it’s your wife.
Do you speak Greek?
Do you speak Greek? Or Does anyone here do crossword puzzles?
Well 30 drachmas is a bit steep, but I’ll have the caramalised camel dung.
It’s taken 3 months chaps but the daily wordle has finally arrived.
So this is the way to Barnard Castle? Better make sure I pack my Specsavers subscription then!!
This isn’t a map of the desert – it’s a piece of sandpaper
It’s a picture of a nail – but I asked for a plan of attack …
Think I’ll go simple boiled eggs and soldiers.
Someone’s been putting soap in my pipe again, now everytime I trump a few bubbles fly out my bottom.
Bra and knickers are fine, but you should see her in the nude. Wow!
You take the high road and you take the low road, but I’ll cross the Rhine first.
Chicken Wings or pizza – decisions, decisions, decisions!
The Peaky Blinders before they left the forces.
-Jones, I never saw you at camouflage training this morning
-Thank you Sir
Heavy rain, strong winds, I apologize Sir, that is the wrong forecast.
Well, according to the IKEA instructions, Sir, bracket 45b should fit into panel 8c
Nonsense, Pennyfeather, it’s not a picture of a goblet. I can clearly see two faces.
The results of Churchill lookalike contest- Well done Caruthers, second place…….close but no cigar!
Allo Allo, is this the original Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies