Can you come up with something appropriately witty for this image from our article on Napoleon from the February/March 2025 issue of Military History Matters?
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And stop calling me Mainwaring, ‘Odges
Poor Napoleon didn’t know his Arras from his Elba
But I always ride side-saddle
Not tonight Josephine I!ve got a headache.
“Not tonight Josephine I!ve got a headache.”
“Whatever you do, don’t mention Abba’s Eurovision hit song.”