We asked you to you come up with something appropriately witty for this image from our article on ‘The Deceivers’ in the February/March 2024 issue of Military History Matters. Here are the winners:
WINNER:
‘May I have this dance?’ – Amber Rutherford
RUNNER-UP:
‘I win! You blinked first.’ – Michael Smith
And we got all the uniforms at a W.I. bring-and-buy sale cheap
All our men say the diet really works. You should try it.
“I know he’s very loyal, but I’m still not sure a blind bodyguard is the best idea,,,”
Keep your arms down tight. We apologize for not restocking our deodorant!
I have a white belt.
I’ll raise you a black belt.
Ok, my turn Franco. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with…
“Right, just stand in the background, wearing dark glasses and no one will suspect a thing” said Brian to himself during his super secret spy mission.
You’ll have to give me the name of your barber
‘I can’t wait to get out of these boots into a comfy pair of slippers.’
‘And so say all of us!’
Or, as we Spanish say, Heil Mary!
Don`t relax and keep those cheeks together the toilets are still out of order.
May I have this dance?
‘May I say how handsome you look in your uniform and I know what you’re thinking, ditto!’
This was all they had left in the fancy dress shop
You mean you’ve eaten the whole buffet?
I thinking of opening a series of chicken restaurants across Spain You got first dibs on getting in on the ground floor.
We’re 5 days into the World Staring Contest Final, and it looks like this one is heading for extra time.
The men rehearse the military panto Cinderfella. If the gloves fit Sir you will go to the ball.
Colonel Sanders meets the Burger King.
I think you can breathe out now, Herr Himmler
‘I win! You blinked first.’
Harry showed off his choice of outfits before deciding on the party one
We’re casting-nets wider, wanna dance to our tune?
As you can see I’m leaning towards supporting you
I’m here to requisition The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies,
You look wonderful. Will you marry me?
Ja, his name was Pike, but it’s too late now …
Ven der Fuhrer says, ve is der master race, ve heil, heil right in der Fuhrer’s face!
“Yes, I can recommend a personal trainer.”
Look out Franco, Hitch is trying to upstage both of us with another one of his cameo appearances!
Is the Sangria cold?
‘Shall we go in? The film is about to start.’
‘What’s the film?’
‘The Barbie Movie. Presuming it’s about Barbarossa…’
“Will Vegas place odds on who will win the coin toss?”
You must tell me where you bought your mascara
And I thought you were going to invite the girls …